unclefather:

how she do that

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crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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(via greetings)

yeahitsmarco:

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

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expansioned:

when people are like “what’s toaster in english?”
me: it’s english already
person: oh right - toast, toaster, the toastest
me:image

(via greetings)

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Uncomfortable phone call [x]

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rihannainfinity:

9 years 

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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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